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Oh No, Taylor Swift! You Won’t Be Loving This Valentine’s Day Without Taylor Lautner!

Tue, December 15, 2009 7:00am EDT by 2 Comments (2) (2)

Boo! You’re going to miss your big movie premiere Taylor, but hopefully you’ll still be free to spend that special day with your special someone!

Now this is a bummer, both for you and for us, Taylor Swift! We’ve just found out that when your big blockbuster movie, Valentine’s Day, premieres in LA on Feb. 8, you’re going to be touring in Australia! It stinks that you’re going miss sharing the red carpet with Jennifer Garner, Bradley Cooper, Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx and Patrick Dempsey, to name a few.

But even worse, you’re going to miss being the date of your onscreen (and offscreen) love interest, Taylor Lautner. You’re even going to miss his 18th birthday on Feb. 11 (which is OK, because he missed your 20th in Nashville Dec. 13).

But hey, if Taylor Lautner isn’t busy on the 12th, he should know that your show in Melbourne, Australia isn’t completely sold out yet. Not that you’d have to buy a ticket or anything, we know YOU’D get an all-access pass.

Luckily for you both, Taylor S. isn’t touring on the real Valentine’s Day. So even though she might miss your joint premiere, you can still spend that special day together.

Aren’t you glad we sorted that out for you here at

FYI, if you need additional help Mr. Lautner, we hear your girl prefers cheesecake to chocolates.


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