Breakup Girl’s Advice to Elin Nordegren: Disappearing Is A-OK!

Tue, December 15, 2009 4:05pm EDT by 1 Comment
Breakup Girl’s Advice to Elin Nordegren: Disappearing Is A-OK!


Elin, we know you’re having a rough time right now, but take heart — Lynn Harris says you are doing the right thing! “It’s Wallow City and you’re the mayor!”

“So often when we got through breakups we say things like, I wish I had a remote mansion on an island somewhere, maybe in Sweden, that is accessible only by boat … oh wait, she has all that!” says Lynn Harris, co-creator of

If you have ever been through a bad breakup, you know how much you want to hide out from the rest of the world. Even though this is an extreme case of a breakup — not everyone is reportedly on the brink of divorce from philandering Tiger Woods — Lynn thinks some time away from your regular life is perfectly fine.

“Disappear briefly, and for a finite amount of time. It’s Wallow City and you’re the mayor! If you don’t have a mansion in Sweden, hole up with Swedish meatballs in a pillow fort on your IKEA couch and do it that way.”

If you know how much Elin is hurting right now, you know that even ALL that money won’t buy her peace.

“I don’t mean to dismiss her pain—but at the same time, she is, fortunately for her, able to live out some of our own civilian breakup survival dreams. She can really escape.”

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