Thanks For Taking the Heat Off of Me, Tiger! Love, Josh Duhamel

Thu, December 10, 2009 12:20pm EDT by 2 Comments

Josh owes a lot to Tiger Woods, because his own infidelity scandal has been all but forgotten!

When Josh Duhamel does his Christmas shopping this year, he might want to buy something extra special for Tiger. In less than a month, reported sext maniac Tiger has completely taken the heat off of Josh’s own alleged affair.

Let’s go to the affair-allegation scorecard: Josh, one stripper. Tiger, two porn stars, three VIP hostesses, one Perkins waitress … a dozen altogether!

Josh knows he’s a lucky man, too. His smug smile at the LA premiere of Nine on Dec. 9 seems to suggest that he’s the cat that got the cream.

Not only did his wife, Black Eyed Peas frontwoman and Nine star Fergie, forgive him (and how — look at their super cozy body language in these photos!) but the Transformers star seems to have been forgiven by the world for his alleged indiscretions.

Now, about that present, Josh. One of those large, over-sized cardboard checks will probably do. It looks like Tiger is going to need it if he has to give his long-suffering wife Elin Nordegren her $300 million prenuptial payout!

Get More on Tiger Woods:

  1. AND NOT SOON ENOUGH! Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Moves Out!
  2. Tiger Woods, You’ve Let Down Your Daughter & Endangered Your Wife!
  3. Tiger Woods’ Alleged Mistress #7’s Best Porn Role — Cheating Mistress Vixen!

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