John Mayer — I don’t like your track record with women.
Does anyone out there agree with me that that Mr. Horny — “I want sex with more girls” — needs to keep his 32 yr-old paws off 19 year-old innocent Taylor Swift?
Hey Mrs. Swift — forget about chaperoning Taylor on her dates with 17 yr-old Taylor Lautner. What you really need to worry about is lady slayer — Mayer, who’s already hit on and hurt Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston!
So, stay away from our innocent girl. And warning, if you do make the moves on Taylor — SHE WILL WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT!
You’ve been warned!
- Bonnie Fuller