Is there one type of guy you just can’t stay away from — even though it’s bad news for you?
Oh Jessica Simpson, will you never learn? Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan is just the latest in a long line of celebrities you’ve dated — or so we hear. We know you and Billy are carrying on a secret affair (hello, do you think we didn’t notice that you snuck him in as your date to see your sister Ashlee in Chicago on Broadway Dec. 4?) but we still can’t help but think that with your track record this relationship might not be for the best.
Can anyone forget your year-long relationship with John Mayer the Player? Or what about the grief you felt when Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo broke up with you? That’s no even mentioning your marriage to Nick Lachey or your brief affair with Maroon Five frontman Adam Levine!
Here’s what you need to do, Jess: Stop dating rockers (and the occasional jock)!
“Jessica needs a laid-back, sexy civilian kind of guy,” Matt Titus, relationship expert and author of Why Hasn’t He Called Yet tells HollywoodLife.com. “She needs someone that will laugh at the business she’s in and similarly have no problem with it. He will need to be her rock that she can count on through her career challenges.”
But why don’t Jessica’s famous relationships seem to last? It’s simple, says Matt. “She has to be the star in every relationship! She also can’t seem to handle the female adorations her past boyfriends seem to get.”
Hear that, Jess? “Normal” doesn’t have to be such a bad thing!
Do you think Jessica should stay away from dating celebrities like Billy and date an average Joe?