Would You Want Tiger Woods to Throw Your Bachelor Party?

Mon, December 7, 2009 7:43pm EDT by 1 Comment

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Hey, at least you know that Tiger can bring the ladies!

With reports that Tiger Woods‘ longtime buddy Bryon Bell will be getting married this weekend, it’s only natural that his BFF would want to throw the bachelor party. And it’s even more natural to assume that — in light of Tiger’s alleged TEN affairs — his idea of a party would be women, women and more women.

But we decided to let an expert tell us what Tiger might be planning as he sends his childhood pal into potential marital bliss.

Hypothetically speaking, if Tiger chose his favorite clandestine party spot, Sin City, for the party, the night would start around 10:30 p.m. with, naturally, “plenty of alcohol.’ The group would then get picked up by a limo and be escorted around town to hit up strip clubs, according to a manager with Vegas VIP, which does upscale parties for celebs.

In the wee hours of the morning, around 3:30 a.m., the party bus would make a final pit stop at one favored strip club, where a private room would have been booked. Our expert says that, most of the time, their famous clientele does not mind holding court on the floor (where fellow patrons might recognize them).

We’re guessing Tiger would like a little more … privacy these days. “Knowing how Tiger has been perceived, [the party he throws] is going to be quite the rager!” says the manager.

Warning: Throwing a bachelor party doesn’t come cheap. The cost per person for a wild night out is approximately $500 to $600, and even more if the group wants to hire their own stripper.

We’re guessing the stripper — and the big bucks — won’t be a problem for the billionaire!

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lindsey

Posted at 8:19 PM on December 7, 2009  

He is strictly forbidden from coming near my man!

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