What Could Drive Tiger to Dream about Such a Lurid Sex Scene? A Sex Expert Weighs In!

Mon, December 7, 2009 1:54pm EST by Add first Comment
What Could Drive Tiger to Dream about Such a Lurid Sex Scene? A Sex Expert Weighs In!

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It seems like one of Tiger Woods’s steamy messages to Rachel Uchitel might be coming back to haunt him.

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” the golf champ allegedly wrote in an e-mail to Rachel, Us Weekly reports. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f—ed by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.”

Say what?! We were as confused as you probably are, so we reached out to a dream analyzer to fill us in on what’s going through Tiger’s mind.

“He’s seeking his excitement elsewhere with other people,” says Dr. Dennis Lin, a sex expert and psychotherapist who’s also an assistant professor of psychiatry at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine. “It’s not a bad thing to have fantasies. It’s normal and they don’t necessarily say anything about the state of your relationship. But this dream shows he’s straying sexually and straying emotionally away from his marriage.”

Case in point: the fact that Tiger dreamed he was married to a woman other than his wife, Elin Nordegren!

We’re puzzled by how Tiger knew about Rachel‘s rumored flings with Derek (who co-starred in a Gillette commercial with Tiger … awkward much?!) and David. Did she disclose them herself or was Tiger snooping around the Web and stumbled upon some shady info about his alleged mistress?

Either way, his dream indicates he’s not just thinking about a two-person relationship. “It’s not like he’s angry that she’s in a threesome. He’s interested in watching her!” says Lin. “Often when people imagine that, they often think about themselves being part of that too.”

His thoughts consume him so much that he can’t fall back sleep. “My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien,” he allegedly said in the same e-mail.

No, Tiger, what we think you need is some help.

Get More on Tiger Woods:

  1. Elin Nordegren — Don’t Sell Your Soul For $80 million dollars!
  2. Tiger Woods — Are You an Ambien Sex Addict?
  3. Jaimee Grubbs: Tiger Woods Promised to Leave His Wife for Me

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