Hey Tiger: You're Such A Jerk! You Thought You'd Get Away With It! Just Like These Other Guys!

Thu, December 3, 2009 12:48pm EDT by 17 Comments

Tiger Woods—What Planet Have You Been Living On?

Have the names Kobe Bryant, Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, A-Rod, and Jon Gosselin never entered your consciousness? Did you really believe that because you’re the top golf player in the world and you’ve made a billion dollars that puts some sort of magic invisibility shield around you? Did you think that text messages and voice mails that you allegedly made to a 24-year-old cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs—who now says she had a steaming hot affair with you—would somehow evaporate into the stratosphere?

I guess there must truly be something in the air around the heads of uber-successful men in the worlds of sports, celebrity and politics that makes guys like you feel especially all-powerful and untouchable. Do you believe that money and power means you can operate on a different playing field in your personal relationships than us regular folks, especially us female folks.

Guys like you think that even if you have beautiful, smart accomplished wives who give you adorable children and who support you in your every endeavor, that still isn’t enough to satiate your sexual appetites as well. Tiger, while you didn’t completely admit that you’ve cheated in your carefully worded public statement on Dec. 2, you did admit to “transgressions.”

I think that we’re safe to assume that the affair allegations made by Jaimee, and some of the other nooky nooky allegations with other women being documented by other media outlets—must be true—or you wouldn’t have felt compelled to have ever released that statement.

You know what? If even one of those claims is true—whether it’s the sexy sleepovers with Jaimee or that you paid to fly VIP club hostess Rachel Uchitel to Australia for a hookup, or that you had your hands under the skirts of girls in nightclubs—then there’s just one word to describe you—billion or no billion—and that’s JERK—J-E-R-K!

I don’t blame any of the women who might have allegedly had some hanky panky time with you! And I certainly wouldn’t blame your wife Elin for finally losing it and taking a golf club to your car. No, I blame you for, in Jen Aniston’s words—lacking “a sensitivity chip” and feeling “entitled” to step out on your wife.

And then Tiger—let’s talk about your alleged complaints about “bad sex” with Elin, your wife. Badmouthing Elin’s sex drive (allegedly) is just another pathetic excuse for your behavior. “Tiger said the sex with Elin just dried up,” a source close to one of his alleged gal pals apparently told the New York Post, the paper reported today. “He said his sex life with his wife was miserable. He said the old adage is true—once you get married, the sex stops,” claims another source to the New York Post.

Tiger—I don’t even know what is more despicable—cheating on your wife or blaming her for “making” you cheat?


bonnie@hollywoodlife.com

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jackstruckin

Posted at 6:37 PM on December 7, 2009  

tiger just a man. the ladys have a big part in this also like dating a married man , but when theres no love at home this happens,all i can say is go tiger

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Stella

Posted at 4:40 PM on December 7, 2009  

2 words…….STEVE McNAIR!!!

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Jsujen7

Posted at 3:14 PM on December 7, 2009  

Gross Gross Gross! Who does he think he is??? Elin loved him and gave him 2 beautiful children. He is so self-centered!

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Mr. John J Sabrowski

Posted at 1:07 PM on December 7, 2009  

Tiger Woods and his money? They were only after his money?What about his persona? That is all messed up now to soeme out there who can not see through this clearly. WE, my wife and I, are going into full ritirement; and we are a quarter of a million dollars in dept. Can some rich person toss some cold hard cash our way? How can people be so abroupt into some other persons’ lives’ who are supper rich people? Any iedeas out there? No kiidding here! We can use some extra cash here!

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Mr. John J Sabrowski

Posted at 12:30 PM on December 7, 2009  

Please all of you who are so love sick bloopers, stop digging, stop fanaticizing over Mr. Tiger Woods misinformed stature. We public have a real man here, not a boy toy. Let him go.

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Laneygirl

Posted at 12:24 PM on December 7, 2009  

Is Jamie Grubb so stupid that she doesn’t know that Tiger Woods would not leave his goodlooking, all american pure wife for a skankie ho like her. How many other men has she bedded?

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Laneygirl

Posted at 12:21 PM on December 7, 2009  

Tiger Woods needs help. He has an ego problem and a sex addiction. I am a straight woman but I have to say he has the most gorgeous wife and she has a great body. The all American image of a wife. But you would jeopardize your marriage and your children to sleep with these skankie ho’s and then give them personal information and let them text and call you — you are truly stupid. I hope your wife leaves you and takes most of your billion dollar fortune with her. Too bad she didn’t hit you with a golf club. I would have beat you to death!

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mrtljt

Posted at 12:13 PM on December 7, 2009  

Good god woman what planet have you been living on? Tiger got caught doing what the majority of married men and WOMAN do every day. Check your stats. These aren’t the 1950’s. Some considered as the greatest men and woman ever to live have done the same or worse and are looked up to every day in our kids history books. You talk like Woman have never behaved like this!

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mosie

Posted at 10:53 AM on December 7, 2009  

Tiger and his family need to handle this situation privately and no one can pass judgement. His judgement day will come with God.

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mosie

Posted at 10:48 AM on December 7, 2009  

I don’t know why everyone blames him. Everyone knows in that sports business what the social life is includingthe WIVES. Most of them probably got their husbands that way. The media blowing it out of proportion because they had nothing on Tiger. The women are to blame just as he is. He is a man not a saint. The woman that saved text messages and voicemail had an agend from the jump and she shouldn’t get a dam thing. The other Jamie who was fooling around on her boyfriend shouldn’t get anythng either, in fact none of them should. Tiger needs to work on his family and people stay out of his business. All people have skeletons in their closet. What has Elin done that he doesn’t know about???

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jessica12

Posted at 7:11 AM on December 7, 2009  

Instead of blaming tiger, we shld blame those gals who hooked up with married man. I thing those gals must be punished first and then tiger too by his family.

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Chill Bill

Posted at 11:32 PM on December 6, 2009  

Only 6 mistresses? I don’t think so, I am sure he has had many more flings than that. If it’s under twenty I would be surprised.

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helobuff

Posted at 5:24 AM on December 6, 2009  

He really is a jerk!! I dont think very highly of him anymore. I hope he looses all his endorsements – he is no role model. If he was having problems at home he should have discussed it with his wife. She is probably just trying to avoid getting pregnant again. They are correct that after you have a baby you are more susceptible to get pregnant again in the next year or so..
She needs to leave him and start over with someone who has some respect for himself and his wife.

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karlak

Posted at 11:25 PM on December 5, 2009  

I disagree. I do blame the women who hook up with knowingly married men. They are just as guilty as the married men doing the cheating. It takes two to tango… and quite frankly, I think these homewreckers should be publicly shamed and humiliated just as they did to the wives and children of the men they hooked up with.

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mani

Posted at 9:59 AM on December 5, 2009  

Yes, I agree. I am wondering about those dark glasses. If I were her I would get that divorce now, and take half that money because he IS going to cheat again and if he was violent with her, he will do it again. What exactly does he want in a wife? What more could she be? She probably does not want a divorce because she grew up in a home of divorce and she probably knows that is painful for kids, but he is not going to stop cheating and lying.

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lindsey

Posted at 5:37 PM on December 4, 2009  

Sleaze ball more so!

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croach

Posted at 2:33 PM on December 3, 2009  

I agree. He is A JERK!

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