Who Knew John Mayer's Middle Name Was “Cupid?”

Wed, December 2, 2009 12:53pm EST by 1 Comment

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John Mayer, you should change your name to ‘Cupid’ – but please, aim the arrow at your own heart!

According to the NY Daily News, the sexy crooner helped Lindsay Lohan make nice with off-again lady love Samantha Ronson on Monday night.

Apparently, Sam was studiously ignoring her ex-girlfriend, which made [Confessions of a Teenage] Drama Queen Lindsay upset. John not only calmed Linz down, but he talked Sam into being nice, and gave Lindsay some sage, big-brotherly wisdom as well. So high school – we love it!

We’re digging that John is showing off his softer side, but we think it’s time that someone showed John a little lesson about this thing called love.

No offense, John, but who are you to be giving advice to the heartbroken? You’ve cast aside so many beautiful blonds (Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz are just a few) and you told the New York Times on Nov. 20 that, “I should be having sex with more girls.”

Yikes! Someone call in Tough Love matchmaker Steven Ward, please!

And here’s our advice for you, Lindsay. Please be careful when taking advice from a ladies man!

Chloe Melas


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