OMG! Catherine Zeta-Jones Are You A Mary Poppins Wannabee?

Mon, November 30, 2009 12:23pm EST by 6 Comments


Wait a second Catherine ZJ weren’t you making your Broadway debut next month

in the revival of Stephen Sondheim’s A Little Night Music not joining the cast of Mary Poppins?

Could you possibly have been infected by some sort of wannabe virus, floating around Broadway emanating from the Disney theatre on 42nd St. or has husband Michael Douglas, 65, been helping you pick out your clothes in the morning? Maybe after all the troubles he’s had with older son Cameron ,30, from his first marriage, he wants a far more disciplined approach to childrearing, beginning with your clothing choices, Cath. Whatever the reason, you’ve not just traded in your thoroughly modern looks for a style that’s so early last century and you’ve kind of gone from sexy mamma to nurse/nanny!
Catherine, you were almost unrecognizable earlier this month on your way to rehearsal in that dowdy floral hat that looked like it came straight from Mary Poppin’s carpet bag right along with that sweater and mismatched skirt that practically swallowed you. Then yesterday, you did it again in a matronly monochrome getup that looked perfect for a chimney cleaning while out in Times Square. And didn’t adorable Dylan, 9, and Carys, 6, look like doubles for Poppins’ moppets, Michael and Jane?
Catherine, all we have to say is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
-Nakisha Williams

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Posted at 10:28 AM on July 23, 2010  

I think that first picture is her attempt to go out and not be recognized- hat? check! sunglasses? check. oversized clothing? check. Let’s not pick someone apart for every outfit they wear. She has been accused of being too glamorous and “cold” now you’re saying she’s too shabby. This isn’t life. It’s stupid internet chatter.

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Posted at 3:41 AM on June 7, 2010  

Dear Nakisha,

Who are you? The fashon police? You have nothing better to do than to pick her apart? for what? Is she your enemy? She obviously doesn’t want to be recognized very bad. Does someone actually pay you to write this garbage, like is it your job? How pathetic. You cant find something to write about that isn’t trashing on someone? Is snobbish bitch just your personality showing thru your writing/reporting or what ever you call this. Could this be your attempt at humor? Does this kind of thing entertain people? I am irritated that I wasted this much time reading your article, it’s so negative. The woman looks fine if you ask me.

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Nancy loves Mary Poppins

Posted at 2:38 PM on June 6, 2010  

Ewwwww, that’s some horrible fashion sense she’s got. Could it be that she’s trying to look like an old lady to her old husband?

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Posted at 2:36 PM on June 6, 2010  

I thought she was weird ever since she married that old man – Michael Douglas – who’s twice her age! These pics just prove how NOT normal she is.

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Posted at 7:54 PM on May 8, 2010  

I think she looks beautiful,she is a beautiful woman no matter what she wears.

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