OMG! Catherine Zeta-Jones Are You A Mary Poppins Wannabee?

Mon, November 30, 2009 12:23pm EDT by 6 Comments


Wait a second Catherine ZJ weren’t you making your Broadway debut next month

in the revival of Stephen Sondheim’s A Little Night Music not joining the cast of Mary Poppins?

Could you possibly have been infected by some sort of wannabe virus, floating around Broadway emanating from the Disney theatre on 42nd St. or has husband Michael Douglas, 65, been helping you pick out your clothes in the morning? Maybe after all the troubles he’s had with older son Cameron ,30, from his first marriage, he wants a far more disciplined approach to childrearing, beginning with your clothing choices, Cath. Whatever the reason, you’ve not just traded in your thoroughly modern looks for a style that’s so early last century and you’ve kind of gone from sexy mamma to nurse/nanny!
Catherine, you were almost unrecognizable earlier this month on your way to rehearsal in that dowdy floral hat that looked like it came straight from Mary Poppin’s carpet bag right along with that sweater and mismatched skirt that practically swallowed you. Then yesterday, you did it again in a matronly monochrome getup that looked perfect for a chimney cleaning while out in Times Square. And didn’t adorable Dylan, 9, and Carys, 6, look like doubles for Poppins’ moppets, Michael and Jane?
Catherine, all we have to say is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
-Nakisha Williams