Sarah Palin Accuses Levi Johnston: You're Doing Porn!

Mon, November 16, 2009 11:01pm EDT by 2 Comments

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So, Sarah You didn’t exactly extend an olive branch to Levi.

Instead, you called his new nudie Playgirl shoot “porn” on Oprah the morning of Nov. 16. “Some of the things that he is doing is kind of heartbreaking,” says Sarah Palin. She also insists that Levi Johnston has an “open invitation to come to Aunt Katie’s house for Thanksgiving dinner.” But when we spoke to Levi at the Fleshbot Awards in NYC on Nov. 11, he didn’t seem to know anything about an invite.

“I’ll probably be fighting for my kid,” he told us then of his Thanksgiving plans. “Or working.”

So, what’s the deal? Will Levi be carving the Palin family bird on Nov. 26, or will he be off fighting for diaper time with his estranged son?

“It’s lovely to think that he would ever even consider [coming to Thanksgiving], because he is a part of the family and you want to bring him into the fold, bring him under your wing,” Palin told Oprah. “And I think he needs to know that he is loved. This can all work out for good, it really can.”

I don’t know, Sarah, your words didn’t have the ring of sincerity to me. In my books, you’re the grown-up, he’s the dad of your grandson, and if you hadn’t dissed him months ago in the first place, he wouldn’t be baring his privates and bad-mouthing you and the rest of the Palin family! Don’t you think Sarah should be sucking it up and extending the olive branch to Levi, who is just 19?

Bonnie Fuller, with Andy Swift